so i was playing minecraft on my favorite pixelmon server when i had to take a shit. BUT a shiny teddiursa spawned right in front of me. i really had to go but I said fuck it im not losing this shiny. i used my farfetch'd with false swipe to bring it down to 1 hp then caught it in an ultra ball. i got up to celebrate (and use the bathroom) but as i got up i let out a quick fart followed by the old familiar wet feeling in my pants. i quickly hustled to the bathroom as shit rolled down my leg and i sat on the toilet and pondered my life. im a 32 year old man living with my parents shitting my pants over a recolored animal in a minecraft mod. this is not a copypasta, i just wanted to get this off my chest. peace.

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